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Leave Applications to make you laugh

Posted on July 30, 2022 By API Admin No Comments on Leave Applications to make you laugh
English Jokes

Collected from all over

As my mother-in-law has expired and I’m the only one responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”

_______________________

From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:

*As I want to cut my son’s head in Gaya, please leave me for two days..*

_________________________

Leave Application from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding in:

*As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..*

_________________________

An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:

“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o’clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

_________________________

*Another leave application:

I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday for me.

_________________________

A leave application to a Principal:

“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache and the headache is paining, Please grant me one day leave

______________________

Leave application:

“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.

________________________

Another funny Letter found:

“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.

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