Your happiness quotient – multiplied
The person who invented the door knock….won the Nobel(l) prize.
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap, shower gel, towels, and deodarant…Dirty Fellows!
I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory….All I did was take a day off!
To the guy who invented Zero….Thanks for Nothing!
If the mantis are always praying, what is their faith?
It depends, they are all in’sects.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Don’t know. Don’t care.
Working in a mirror factory is something I can definitely see myself doing.
