What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music?
Hip-Hop!
Category: puns
What do you call a magic Labrador?
A Labracadabdoor!
Why was the computer cold?
Because Windows was left open!
Flip – What do you call the best maze ever?
Flop – A-maze-ing!
Why was the aeroplane ill?
It had the flew!
Flip – What is green and not heavy?
Flop -Light green!
A Mexican man says to his friends: “I can disappear in three seconds”
Uno… dos… and then he disappears without a tres!

The person who invented the door knock….won the Nobel(l) prize.

Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap, shower gel, towels, and deodarant…Dirty Fellows!

I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory….All I did was take a day off!

To the guy who invented Zero….Thanks for Nothing!
If the mantis are always praying, what is their faith?
It depends, they are all in’sects.
Brilliant, aren’t they?