Why did the dog sit next to the fire?
He wanted to be a hot dog!
English Jokes, puns
Category: puns
English Jokes, puns
How did the Japanese sauce say hello to the bee?
Wasa-bee!
English Jokes, puns
What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music?
Hip-Hop!
English Jokes, puns
What do you call a magic Labrador?
A Labracadabdoor!
English Jokes, puns
Why was the computer cold?
Because Windows was left open!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What do you call the best maze ever?
Flop – A-maze-ing!
English Jokes, puns
Why was the aeroplane ill?
It had the flew!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What is green and not heavy?
Flop -Light green!
puns
A Mexican man says to his friends: “I can disappear in three seconds”
Uno… dos… and then he disappears without a tres!
puns
The person who invented the door knock….won the Nobel(l) prize.
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap, shower gel, towels, and deodarant…Dirty Fellows!
I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory….All I did was take a day off!
To the guy who invented Zero….Thanks for Nothing!