Flip – What do you call a fake lasagne?
Flop – An impasta!
English Jokes, puns
Category: puns
English Jokes, puns
I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
English Jokes, puns
What does lemon need when it hurts itself?
Lemon-aid!
English Jokes, puns
What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?
It’s pasta your bedtime!
English Jokes, puns
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t have spread it!
English Jokes, puns
Why did the dog sit next to the fire?
He wanted to be a hot dog!
English Jokes, puns
How did the Japanese sauce say hello to the bee?
Wasa-bee!
English Jokes, puns
What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music?
Hip-Hop!
English Jokes, puns
What do you call a magic Labrador?
A Labracadabdoor!
English Jokes, puns
Why was the computer cold?
Because Windows was left open!