My grandpa’s last words were “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”
That spoke volumes!
English Jokes, puns
Category: puns
English Jokes, puns
Did you hear the jokes about the fungus?
You wont like it, but it might grow on you!
English Jokes, puns
Where do the smartest parrots live?
In the brain-forest!
English Jokes, puns
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
English Jokes, puns
Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What do you call a fake lasagne?
Flop – An impasta!
English Jokes, puns
I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
English Jokes, puns
What does lemon need when it hurts itself?
Lemon-aid!
English Jokes, puns
What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?
It’s pasta your bedtime!
English Jokes, puns
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t have spread it!