Flip: Why do you fall sick only on working days?
Flop: Must be my weekend immunity.
Category: puns
English Jokes, puns
What do you call a guy who’s really loud?
Mike!
puns
Why did the picture end up in jail?
It was framed!
English Jokes, puns
Why did the cow cross the road?
To listen to the moo-sician!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What makes music on your head?
Flop – A hairband!
English Jokes, puns
Did you hear the story about the rabbit’s childhood?
It’s a hare-raising tale!
English Jokes, puns
I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win…
But no pun in ten did!