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Category: Funny poetry

मूड खराब

Posted on August 7, 2022August 23, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on मूड खराब
Funny poetry, Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स

रजनी सेन की हास्य कविता

तारे बोले चंदा से
आज तो अपना मूड खराब
जाना था हमको पिकनिक पर
लेकिन गुम हो गए जुराब

चंदा बोला अपनी भी तो
हालत आज नहीं है ठीक
खाली छिप कर दो दो कुल्फी
रुकी नहीं है अब तक छींक

बादल बोला मुझको भी तो
जाना था आज बाज़ार
चोरी से जो टॉफी खाई
गुल्लक में बस पैसे चार

तभी वहां पर सूरज आया
भींचा था अपनी मुट्ठी
आज मुझे न मिली जलेबी
मेरी है सबसे कुट्टी

धरती बोली छोड़ो रोना
आओ मनाएं सब त्यौहार
हल्ला गुल्ला धमा चौकड़ी
आज तो है अपना इतवार

Standing on a chair

Posted on July 11, 2022July 11, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Standing on a chair
Funny poetry

Imagination meets the real world. By Steve Hanson

I’m standing on a chair!

I’m standing on a chair!

I don’t know why Mom’s worried

I’m just standing on a chair!

You’d think she’d be freaked out

By the lion in my room

But seeing shoes on fabric

Is what makes her fume.

I bath with toxic jellyfish.

I ride a crocodile.

But if I’m on the sofa then

Her mood becomes hostile.

I often sleep with scorpions

And wrestle with a bear.

I don’t know why Mom’s worried.

I’m just standing on a chair!

Snowball

Posted on July 10, 2022July 10, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Snowball
Funny poetry

Written by Shel Silverstein

I made myself a snowball

As perfect as could be.

I thought I’d keep it as a pet

And let it sleep with me.

I made it some pajamas

And a pillow for its head.

Then last night it ran away,

But first, it wet the bed.

To the Grammar Nazi

Posted on May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on To the Grammar Nazi
Funny poetry

Behold, the well-educated Bard!

Wren and Martin doth their part.

They got rich, upon my word!

On the conceit of the dud!

Oh! It is easy to laugh

Poke fun at a gaffe!

But, in how many languages, pray

Can the Bard have his say?

The Guide to the left of thee

Can speak in at least three.

The shopkeeper on the right

Speaks four in his stride.

English, as we know

Is funny by right.

The language has no logic

The grammar causes fights.

Yet, we know, do we not?

It is the pride of the lot.

Pray, do you not feel lost,

In front of a polyglot?

Humble Beginnings do not boast.

Boasting leads to humbling. Don’t.

In my mind,

There is no pride,

In enforcing esoteric norms.

It only indicates to me

That you have nowhere else to be. 

  • Poem by Nidhi Arora

Funny Poetry

Posted on May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Funny Poetry
Funny poetry

As a rule, man is a fool

When its hot, he wants it cold

When its cold, he wants it hot

Always wanting what is not!

  • Author Unknown

About Miss Bright

Posted on March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on About Miss Bright
English Jokes, Funny poetry

An intelligent young lady, Miss Bright
She travelled far faster than light,

Leaving one day in a relative way,

Arriving home the previous night.

निंदक / On critics

Posted on March 6, 2022March 6, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on निंदक / On critics
Funny poetry, हिन्दी जोक्स

निंदक बाबा वीर हमारा

बिनही कौड़ी कहे बिचारा

आप डूबे, औरन को तारे

ऐसा प्रीतम पार उतारे

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