Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?”
The first logician says, “I don’t know.”
The second logician says, “I don’t know.”
The third logician says, “Yes.”
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English Jokes
Flip asked the Red Indian, “What did you call America before we got here?”
The Indian replied simply, “ours”.
English Jokes
A police officer flags Flip and signals him to stop.
Police: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars
Flip: Ok, go ahead and do it. They want twice that amount at the garage.
English Jokes
Teacher: Flip, why can’t you work in an orange factory?
Flip: I don’t know, ma’m. Why?
Teacher: Because you cannot concentrate!
English Jokes
Flip came out of the grocery store and found that he had left his keys inside the car. In effect, he was locked out of his own car.
“Dear God! Please help me get over this! I have to get home in time!”
Seeing him in distress, a man came up to him and asked what was wrong. Flip told him.
“No problem!” the stranger said, and went on to open the car using a pin he had on him.
“Thank you, Dear Lord! For sending me this angel of yours in disguise!” the pious Flip folded his hands in prayer.
“Oh, no, Mister! I am not an angel! I just got out of jail. I was in there for stealing cars! Anything but an angel!”
“And dear Lord,” continued Flip, “You have sent me a professional!”
English Jokes
Flip shows a meme to Flop.
Flop: I don’t understand it.
Flip tries to explain.
Flop: I still don’t get it!
Flip: Oh, Flop, you just don’t understand the coarser things in life!
- Original joke by Ishaan Kaila
English Jokes
We were wolves. Then we realised, you had couches.
English Jokes
Father Flip is invited to a parish to address the gathering as a guest of honour. Gladly, he accepts.
On the appointed day, Father Flip reaches the village by bus. He asks a young man passing by, “Where is the parish?”
“I’ll take you” the boy says helpfully.
They get to chatting and the young man asks Father Flip, “Why are you going to our parish?”
“I will address the congregation, child.” Father Flip said helpfully.
“Really? What will you talk about?”
“I will teach you the fastest way to get to heaven, my son.”
At this point, the young man started laughing hysterically.
“What’s funny?” Father Flip was confused.
“You want to show us the way to heaven……you do not know the way to the parish!”