Not the AI we had in mind either…
Category: English Jokes
English Jokes
ACRs – Annual Confidential Reports were filed for most government servants as part of their performance appraisal.
These are some gems from actual ACRs. Let it not be said again that the officers do not have a sense of humour.
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
- He is a very quiet officer. He opens his mouth, only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
- He is technically sound, but socially impossible.
- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has now started to dig.
- He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- The officer is tall and that is all !
- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
- He has wisdom of the youth and energy of old age.
- This officer should go far; and the sooner the better.
- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
English Jokes
This venn diagram applies to Indian politics in 2023.
English Jokes
An Arab came to India to get a heart surgery. Unfortunately, his blood group was the Bombay Blood Group – the rarest blood group in the world.
So, appeals were sent out all across the world. A donor was found in Ahmedabad, India.
After the surgery was over, the Arab thanked the donor by sending him luxury cars, watches, gold, and lots of Dirhams.
As luck would have it, a year later, a second surgery was needed. The donor was contacted, and sure enough, he was happy to oblige.
After the surgery, he received his Thank you hamper. But this time, it included a Thank you card and a box of Karachi Halwa sweets.
Perplexed, the donor called up the patient and enquired about the cause of this change of heart. Was he upset about something?
The patient laughed heartily and said, “Not upset at all Motabhai, but you see, now I have Gujarati blood in my veins!”
*Gujaratis are very well known for their business sense and financial prudence.
