Author: Admin Comedy Majors
English Jokes
Wherever Indians travel outside India, they get to hear this at least once: “Oh! You’re from India! Are you in IT?”
Errm… Yes, I guess…
#ThatMomentWhenThereisNoNeedToAsk
puns
Came across a good pun after ages!
classics, Hindi Jokes
Long term investor:
तुम इतना जो मुस्कुरा रहे हो
क्या गम है जिसको छुपा रहे हो
Fund manager:
आँखों में नमी, हँसी लबों पर
क्या हाल है क्या दिखा रहे हो
SIP investor:
बन जायेंगे ज़हर पीते पीते
ये अश्क जो पिए जा रहे हो
Fundamental analyst:
जिन ज़ख्मों को वक़्त भर चला है
तुम क्यों उन्हें छेड़े जा रहे हो
Technical analyst:
रेखाओं का खेल है मुक़द्दर
रेखाओं से मात खा रहे हो
classics, Videos
At the time of writing this, it IS possible to be the CEO of any company. There is no validation.
When we researched it once, Apple had two million employees on LI!
Here is a hilarious experience sharing of someone who.. well.. played the system, and lived to tell the tale. In our book, this one is a classic.
Comics
Whoever thought this up is a genius!!