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English Jokes, puns
Why was the aeroplane ill?
It had the flew!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What is green and not heavy?
Flop -Light green!
puns
A Mexican man says to his friends: “I can disappear in three seconds”
Uno… dos… and then he disappears without a tres!
English Jokes
Flip: So, the Court can overturn the decision of the President but the President cannot change the decision of the court? How’s that?
Flop: Simple, dude. The Constitution was written by lawyers.
puns
The person who invented the door knock….won the Nobel(l) prize.
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap, shower gel, towels, and deodarant…Dirty Fellows!
I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory….All I did was take a day off!
To the guy who invented Zero….Thanks for Nothing!
puns
If the mantis are always praying, what is their faith?
It depends, they are all in’sects.