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They Walk Among Us…

Posted on January 31, 2024 By API Admin No Comments on They Walk Among Us…
English Jokes

A guy bought a new fridge for his house.

To get rid of his old fridge { still working }, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it.’

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.’
The next day someone stole it !

They walk among us ! 😂


One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted, “Look at that dead bird !”
Someone looked up at the sky and said “Where?”

They walk among us ! 😂


My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but said she “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”

They walk among us ! 😂


My sister has a life saving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.


I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, ‘Has your plane arrived yet?’ { I work with professionals like this }.

They walk among us ! 😂


While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time then said “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”

They walk among us ! 😂


A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Mr. Flip happened to appear.

‘Would you mind telling me, Doctor,’ Mr. Flip asked, ‘how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?’

‘Nothing is easier,’ he replied. ‘You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.’

‘What sort of question?’ asked Flip.

Well, you might ask, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?”

Mr. Flip thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, ‘You wouldn’t happen to have another example, would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.’

What competitive salary really means

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Anemic Anaar

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How to prevent your children from borrowing your car

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English Jokes

More One Liners..

Posted on August 4, 2022 By API Admin No Comments on More One Liners..
English Jokes, Quotes and one lIners

I have a very clear conscience. It has never been used.

I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.

I can’t even count the number of times I failed Maths at school.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

I like your opera. Perhaps I will set it to music. – Mozart

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Worrying works! More than 90 percent of the things I worry about never happen.

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.

Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it.

One snowman asks another, “Do you smell carrots?”

My friends tell me that cooking is easy, but it’s not easier than not cooking.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Amit Tandon: 2 Kids

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Aiyyo Shraddha: The Company Annual Meet

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Science Memes for Fun

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Memes, Student Memes

The Best Science Pun in a long time!

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Memes, puns, Student Memes

Leave Applications to make you laugh

Posted on July 30, 2022 By API Admin No Comments on Leave Applications to make you laugh
English Jokes

Collected from all over

As my mother-in-law has expired and I’m the only one responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”

_______________________

From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:

*As I want to cut my son’s head in Gaya, please leave me for two days..*

_________________________

Leave Application from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding in:

*As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..*

_________________________

An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:

“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o’clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

_________________________

*Another leave application:

I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday for me.

_________________________

A leave application to a Principal:

“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache and the headache is paining, Please grant me one day leave

______________________

Leave application:

“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.

________________________

Another funny Letter found:

“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.

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