Year: 2025

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.

I didn’t like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

Why is ‘dark’ spelt with a k and not c?
Because you can’t ‘c’ in the dark.

Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
Well, because time will tell.

Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.