An Income Tax Officer called an elderly taxpayer to his office… 😀
The old man arrived right on time, accompanied by his lawyer… 😀
Income Tax Officer: “You are retired, but we have information that you live quite lavishly. Where does the money for this come from…?” 😎
Elderly Taxpayer: “I win it through betting (Jugaad)…” 😀
Income Tax Officer: “We don’t believe you!” 😎
Elderly Taxpayer: “I can prove it! Would you like to see a sample…?” 😀
Income Tax Officer: “Fine, let’s see! Go ahead!” 😎
Elderly Taxpayer: “Are you ready to bet a thousand rupees…? I claim that I can bite one of my own eyes with my teeth.” 😀
Income Tax Officer: “What…? 🤔 Impossible! The bet is on!” 😎
The elderly taxpayer takes out his glass (artificial) eye and bites it with his teeth…! 😀
The Income Tax Officer admitted defeat and gave the elderly taxpayer a thousand rupees! 😎
Taxpayer: “Now, are you ready to bet two thousand…? 😀 I can bite my other eye too!” 😂
The Income Tax Officer thought, 🥱 Obviously, he isn’t blind… 😎 His other eye can’t be made of glass. 🥱 How will he do it…? Let’s see! 😎
And said, “The bet is on…!” 😎
The taxpayer took out his dentures and gently bit his eye… 😀
The Income Tax Officer was shocked but couldn’t say anything… and quietly paid two thousand rupees! 😂
The Taxpayer continued: “I’ll give you one more chance… 😀 Are you ready to bet ten thousand…? 😀”
Income Tax Officer: “What act of bravery will you perform now…?” 😎
Elderly Taxpayer: “There is a trash can in the corner of your room… I claim that I can stand here in front of your desk and spit (‘perform Visarjan’) directly into that bin… 😀 And not a single drop will fall on your table…” 😂
Just then, the elderly man’s lawyer loudly yelled: “Don’t take the bet! Don’t take the bet…! 😩😩”
But the Income Tax Officer didn’t listen… 😀
He saw that the distance was more than 15 feet, and no one could do that…! 😎 And this old man definitely wouldn’t be able to do it… 😎
Thus, after much deliberation, and hoping to win back his lost money, he agreed to the bet! 😎
The elderly man’s lawyer slapped his forehead! 😎
The elderly man bent down and started, but his attempt failed…! 😀 He completely covered the Income Tax Officer’s table with spit… 😂 but the Income Tax Officer was extremely happy! 😂
He saw that the old man’s lawyer was crying! And he (the Officer) had won the bet. 😎
He asked: “What’s wrong, Counselor…?” 😀
The Elderly Man’s Lawyer said: “This devil bet me fifty thousand this morning… 😂 that he would spit on the Income Tax Officer’s table, and instead of getting angry, the officer would be happy about it…! 😂😂😂😃😃