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The first 270 days…

Posted on May 1, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on The first 270 days…
English Jokes

A new CEO was hired to take over a struggling company. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. “Open these if you run into serious trouble,” he said.

Well, three months later sales and profits were still way down and the new CEO was catching a lot of heat. He began to panic but then he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, “Blame your predecessor.” The new CEO called a press conference and explained that the previous CEO had left him with a real mess and it was taking a bit longer to clean it up than expected, but everything was on the right track. Satisfied with his comments, the press – and Wall Street – responded positively.

Another quarter went by and the company continued to struggle. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize.” So he fired key people, consolidated divisions and cut costs everywhere he could. This he did and Wall Street, and the press, applauded his efforts.

Three months passed and the company was still short on sales and profits. The CEO would have to figure out how to get through another tough earnings call. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said, “Prepare three envelopes.”

Yep. This is exactly how that works

Posted on April 27, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Yep. This is exactly how that works
Life Memes, Memes

Free trials, that is.

How to get lawyers to smile for a photo

Posted on April 26, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on How to get lawyers to smile for a photo
Comics

Why we should not take offence

Posted on April 25, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Why we should not take offence
puns

Yep. That bad.

Posted on April 18, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Yep. That bad.
Life Memes, Memes

The real meaning of KYC

Posted on April 18, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on The real meaning of KYC
Life Memes, Memes

That legroom option

Posted on April 18, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on That legroom option
Comics

वो swiss bank वाला मामला

Posted on April 17, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on वो swiss bank वाला मामला
Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स

बाल काटते समय नाई ने मंत्री से पूछा –
“साहेब, ये स्विस बैंक प्रकरण क्या है?”

मंत्री चिल्लाया –
“तू मेरे बाल काट रहा है या पूछताछ करने बैठाया गया है?”

नाई –
“सॉरी साहेब, मैने केवल पूछा।”

दूसरे दिन, एक बड़े भूतपूर्व मंत्री जी के बाल काटते समय नाई ने पूछा –
“साहेब, ये काले धन का प्रकरण क्या था?”

नेता जी चिढ़ के बोले –
“ये तेरे को किसने पूछने को बोला?”

नाई –
“सॉरी साहेब, सहज ही पूछ लिया.”

तीसरे दिन एक जज साहब के बाल काटते समय नाई –

“साहब करेंसी नोट जलाने की क्या सजा होती है.”

जज साहब फट गए… तेरी ऐसी की तैसी, तू CBI का एजेंट है क्या.!”

नाई – “नहीं साहब ऐसे ही सोच रहा था तो पूछ लिया साहब..”

चौथे दिन, CBI ने नाई को पूछताछ के लिए बुला के बैठा लिया .

CBI अधिकारी –
“तू पाकिस्तान का दलाल है क्या?”

नाई – “नहीं साहेब.”

CBI – “तू किसी विरोधी पक्ष का एजेंट है क्या?”

नाई – “नही साहेब.”

CBI – ” फिर तेरे घर कोई बड़ा वकील है क्या ?”

नाई – “भगवान कसम साहब ऐसा बिल्कुल नहीं है, मैं एक सीधा सादा पुश्तैनी गरीब नाई हूँ साहब.”

CBI – “फिर बाल काटते समय तू VIP लोगों से स्विस बैंक, काले धन, नोट जलाने पर सजा आदि के बारे में क्यों पूछते हो?”

नाई –
“साहेब, मुझे भी ये सब कुछ पता नहीं है पर जब उनसे ये सब पूछता हूँ तो उनके बाल खड़े हो जाते हैं, और मुझे काटने में आसानी होती है। इसीलिए मैं अक्सर पूछ लेता हूँ!”

😃😃😃😃😃

This did happen in our classes

Posted on April 14, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on This did happen in our classes
English Jokes

In our defence, Indian English is a recognised form of English. It has words like prepone and phrases like revert back.

Apparently, the tile layer…

Posted on April 14, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Apparently, the tile layer…
Life Memes, Memes

did not have OCD.

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