

Laughter is the BEST medicine, and the best health tonic. Share a laugh!
Your happiness quotient – multiplied
Three middle-aged women are sitting on a park bench discussing their children.
“My son William studied Architecture at Cambridge. He’s 25 years old now and he makes £70, 000 a year at Bregmann and Hamann, ” the first woman says.
“My son Charlie read law at Oxford. He’ll be turning 23 in October and he makes £100, 000 a year at Shoe Lane Chambers, ” says the second woman.
“My son Max didn’t go to university. He left school at the age of 16, as a matter of fact. He’s 30 now, but he makes half a million a year working as a sports mechanic in London, ” the third woman says.
“I’ve heard of car mechanics, plane mechanics, and typewriter mechanics, but not a sport mechanic. What’s that? ” the first woman asks.
“Well, you know, he fixes rugby matches, football matches, tennis matches…. “
TBR – To Be Read
Sometimes its hard to tell whether you are carving a niche for yourself or digging a hole!
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There was a time when the artist had to suffer. Now, its the viewer.
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I’d like to apply for a credit card. I am tired of my cheques bouncing all over the place.
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To err is human. To forgive, infrequent.
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Gather ye rosebuds where ye may, florists are very expensive.
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Anybody who can still do at 60 what s/he was doing at 20, wasn’t doing much at 20.
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Nothing can spoil a class reunion like running into the guy who has all his hair, married your girl, and made his money from computers.
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Tolerance is based on patience, respect, and the suspicion that the other fellow may be right.
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The problem with doing nothing is, you never know when you are done.
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No two people are exactly alike, and chances are, both are glad of it.
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life isn’t a bed of roses or a bowl of cherries. Its a bunch of raisins – raisin’ kids, raisin’ hell, and raisin’ money.
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Now that I finally have it all together, I’ve forgotten where i put it!
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Nothing is impossible for those who don’t have to do it themselves.
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If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
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Ideas are a lot like children – our own are wonderful!
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A well-adjusted person is someone who can make the same mistake twice without being nervous.
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The trouble with work is – its so daily.
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Constructive criticism is when I criticise you. Destructive criticism is when you criticise me.
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God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.