Skip to content

Laughter is the BEST medicine, and the best health tonic. Share a laugh!

  • Get us on the Play Store

Comedy Majors

Your happiness quotient – multiplied

  • Home
  • Get Daily Laughs
  • English Jokes
    • English Jokes
    • Funny poetry
    • puns
  • हिन्दी जोक्स
  • Memes
    • Life Memes
    • Office Memes
    • Student Memes
  • Videos
    • Aiyyo Shraddha
    • Super Sindhi
    • Jaspal Bhatti
  • About Us
    • Our Insta
  • Comics
    • Perception Bias
  • Home
  • 2022
  • October
  • Page 5

Month: October 2022

Asian Paints.. chale saalon saal

Posted on October 17, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Asian Paints.. chale saalon saal
Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स

घर में पुताई हुई,….

तो पड़ोसी पूछने आए कौन सा पेंट लगवाया?

हमने कहा एशियन का अच्छा वाला पेंट लगवाया है।

फिर उसने पूछा कितनी बाल्टी लग गया?

हमने कहा कुल चार पांच बाल्टी लग गया।

फिर हमने पूछा क्यों, आपको भी करवाना है क्या?

तो वह धीरे से बोले नहीं, वह बात नहीं है। बस दो खाली बाल्टी हमको दे देना।
एशियन पेंट सालों साल चले ना चले, इसका डब्बा सालों साल चलता है 🤣
यह बाल्टी ज्यादातर घरों में मिलेगी
😂😂और उस बाल्टी का जीवन काल देखिए…

1 – 4 साल नहाने की बाल्टी
2- 2 साल धुलने की बाल्टी
3 – 1 साल कचरे का डिब्बा
4 – और अंत में गमला

**************

दुनिया में सबसे ज्यादा तलबगार लोग किस चीज के होते हैं?

पेंट की पुरानी बाल्टी के।

*************

Important Update: App not getting udpated

Posted on October 17, 2022October 18, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Important Update: App not getting udpated
English Jokes

Hello!

Important Update: On air appbuilder, our service provider for the app, is giving trouble again.

We have not been able to update content or send notifications for two days now.

Please see new content on the website.

We are trying to resolve this as quickly as possible.

Thank you!

The 1 minute guide to quantum mechanics

Posted on October 16, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on The 1 minute guide to quantum mechanics
English Jokes

If this is not genius, we have no idea what is!

Roman numerals

Posted on October 16, 2022October 16, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Roman numerals
English Jokes
Pirate Ship Captain: Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?

Crew: I I captain.

History Memes today!

Posted on October 16, 2022October 16, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on History Memes today!
Life Memes, Memes

Pen memes!

Posted on October 15, 2022October 16, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Pen memes!
Life Memes, Memes, Office Memes, Student Memes

The pen

Posted on October 15, 2022October 16, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on The pen
English Jokes

‪Mike says to Jack, “I found this pen, is it yours?” ‬

‪Jack replies, “Don’t know let me see.” He then tries it and says, “Yes it is.” ‬

‪Mike asks, “How do you know?” ‬

‪Jack replies, “That’s my handwriting..”. ‬

Friend Jokes

Posted on October 15, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Friend Jokes
English Jokes, puns

Good friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.

**********

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

***************

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out.

*************

Why don’t almonds have friends?

Because they’re nuts!

**********

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’”

  • A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

**************

“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.”

Michaela Edmond

***********

********

Video: Jaspal Bhatti: Flop Show – Contractors and Engineers

Posted on October 15, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Video: Jaspal Bhatti: Flop Show – Contractors and Engineers
Jaspal Bhatti, Videos

If you have grown up in 1980s India, you have seen the rows of government constructed housing.

Jaspal Bhatti, in his inimitable style, shares what we discussed in our drawing rooms those days.

This is one of the most memorable episodes of this series. Enjoy!

Stable Democracies

Posted on October 14, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Stable Democracies
English Jokes

Flip: Why is it that there are so few functional democracies in North and South Americas, except, perhaps, the US?

Flop: Well, you see, there is no American embassy in the US.

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 4 5 6 … 9 Next

October 2022
M T W T F S S
 12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31  
« Sep   Nov »

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

- Mom
  • Aiyyo Shraddha
  • Black Adder
  • Bob Mania
  • classics
  • Comics
  • Dry bar comedy
  • English Jokes
  • Funny poetry
  • Hindi Jokes
  • Jaspal Bhatti
  • Just Indian Things
  • Kusha Kapila
  • Life Memes
  • Memes
  • Mr. Param
  • Office Memes
  • Our Best
  • Perception Bias
  • Pratyush Chaubey
  • puns
  • Quotes and one lIners
  • Raju Shrivastava
  • Raju Shrivastava
  • Riddles
  • RJ Karishma
  • Student Memes
  • Super Sindhi
  • Videos
  • हिन्दी जोक्स

best comic strips Best English Jokes Best funny videos Best Funny videos on the internet Best Hindi Jokes best hindi jokes online Best HIndi Jokes on the internet Best intelligent jokes Best IT memes best jokes Best jokes for the family Best jokes on the internet best memes best memes on the internet best office memes best puns best puns on the internet best student memes clean hindi jokes Clean Humour for kids clean jokes Clean Jokes for kids Comedy Majors Comedy Majors Meme English Jokes English Jokes for Kids family jokes funniest english jokes Funniest jokes Funny family videos Funny videos good jokes Good memes for kids Hindi Jokes intelligent humour intelligent jokes Intelligent memes Intelligent puns Ishaan kaila jokes Kid friendly humour memes Life Meme Most intelligent jokes on the internet most intelligent puns Office memes

  • Get us on the Play Store
  • Get us on the Play Store

Send us your memes, jokes, puns at majorscomedy@gmail.com.

Comedy Majors
Proudly powered by WordPress Theme: Oceanly Premium.
 

Loading Comments...