Month: August 2022
रजनी सेन की हास्य कविता
तारे बोले चंदा से
आज तो अपना मूड खराब
जाना था हमको पिकनिक पर
लेकिन गुम हो गए जुराब
चंदा बोला अपनी भी तो
हालत आज नहीं है ठीक
खाली छिप कर दो दो कुल्फी
रुकी नहीं है अब तक छींक
बादल बोला मुझको भी तो
जाना था आज बाज़ार
चोरी से जो टॉफी खाई
गुल्लक में बस पैसे चार
तभी वहां पर सूरज आया
भींचा था अपनी मुट्ठी
आज मुझे न मिली जलेबी
मेरी है सबसे कुट्टी
धरती बोली छोड़ो रोना
आओ मनाएं सब त्यौहार
हल्ला गुल्ला धमा चौकड़ी
आज तो है अपना इतवार
The way private universities approach you for admissions once you have submitted an enquiry at even one site.. reminds one of the mini bus conductors of Delhi in the 1980s… Aa jao Law vaale, aa jao engineering vaale, Aa jao BBA, BBA, BBA..
Image from the indiabuses.wordpress.com.
Flip: Why do you fall sick only on working days?
Flop: Must be my weekend immunity.
I have a very clear conscience. It has never been used.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
I can’t even count the number of times I failed Maths at school.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
I like your opera. Perhaps I will set it to music. – Mozart
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Worrying works! More than 90 percent of the things I worry about never happen.
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it.
One snowman asks another, “Do you smell carrots?”
My friends tell me that cooking is easy, but it’s not easier than not cooking.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
