Month: August 2022

हिन्दी की विशेषता 

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Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स

एक सज्जन से पूछा – भाई जी कहाँ थे? काफी दिनों से दिखाई नहीं दिये?
उसने उत्तर दिया –
पवित्र दीपावली- मास में शकुनी वृत्ति वश कौरव-पांडव धर्म-कर्म अनुसरण में मग्न था। श्रीकृष्ण जी की जन्म स्थली की यात्रा और कुछ दिन कृष्ण जन्म स्थान पर निवास करने का सौभाग्य प्राप्त हुआ था!
हमें वह सज्जन बहुत ही धार्मिक, आध्यात्मिक प्रतीत हुए।

सारांश तो बाद में पता चला कि :- “जुआ खेलते हुए पकड़े जाने के कारण, जेल में बंद थे।”

Bizarro Comix

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Comics

This is a brilliant cartoonist. Glad to feature some of their work.

  • Me call it “Snowman.” -Me call it, “Waste of three rocks.” The world’s first sculpture and art critic
  • This is my new girlfriend, Kristin. She’s a model.
  • Look! Stem cells!
  • Relax, he won’t hurt you. He just does situps all day. The abdominal snowman
  • Gratuitous product placement in new Pirates of the Caribbean movie
  • Ascent of Snow Man
  • It hasn’t been above freezing in weeks! -This was no accident.

Attitude of Gratitude

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English Jokes

Flip came out of the grocery store and found that he had left his keys inside the car. In effect, he was locked out of his own car.

“Dear God! Please help me get over this! I have to get home in time!”

Seeing him in distress, a man came up to him and asked what was wrong. Flip told him.

“No problem!” the stranger said, and went on to open the car using a pin he had on him.

“Thank you, Dear Lord! For sending me this angel of yours in disguise!” the pious Flip folded his hands in prayer.

“Oh, no, Mister! I am not an angel! I just got out of jail. I was in there for stealing cars! Anything but an angel!”

“And dear Lord,” continued Flip, “You have sent me a professional!”