Your happiness quotient – multiplied
While cleaning the attic, Flip and Flop found an old receipt for some shoes they left at the repair shop 10 years ago.
They thought it would be funny to go to the shop and see if the shoes were still there. So they did.
They handed the stub to the repair man who took it and looked in the back. He came out again and said, “They’ll be ready on Wednesday.”
डॉक्टर : –
इसके पहले आपको कभी
स्पॉण्डिलाइटिस से कोई समस्या हुई थी…?
पेशेन्ट : –
हाँ , कई साल पहले…
डाक्टर : –
कब…कैसी समस्या आई थी…?
पेशेन्ट : –
स्कूल में ,
जब टीचर ने इसकी स्पेलिंग पूछी थी…!
Junior Flip introducing his family:
I live in a family of four.
My mom: Very strict.
My dad: Fun loving.
Me: Well, you know me.
My brother: Forgettable.
Dad: Hi, Siri!
<No response>
After 1 minute:
Dad: Hey, Siri!
<Still no response>
Son: Dad, Siri doesn’t care!
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Don’t know. Don’t care.
